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I could sit here and tell you what I like to do but that is so simple that this page would consist of three things. Those three things of course would be beer, chicks and rock and roll! So now that you know exactly how I like to roll, lets get into the good stuff!
Here are my top five life lessons I have come to learn over the years in no specific order…
*When you live in a kick ass warehouse in Chicago while going to college, it is not wise to let high school kids give you a lot of money to throw their high school a post prom party because the next thing you know, you get kicked out of that warehouse by the landlord! What’s up Lincoln Park High School!
*If you live in Waterloo, Iowa and there is a brand new hotel/casino that just opens, it is not wise to let your best friend have an awesome birthday party for himself that involves ladies from the local strip club because the next day there will be blood on the curtains and $3,000 in damages! Ok, that night ruled!
*If you are ever hanging out intoxicated on the streets of La Crosse, Wisconsin know that it is totally acceptable to put a sandwich that you just bought in your pocket for safety because you will run into someone you know and they will drag you into a bar and you will most likely fall down. But, in the end, your sandwich will be protected from all the mayhem and it will still be delicious!
*If you are ever in a situation where you are drinking beer by yourself, watching the movie, “Beerfest” is the key! Every time anyone in the movie drinks, you do it too! This way it feels like you are drinking with friends instead of all by yourself!
And finally...
And finally...
*Never attempt to be cool when you are hanging out with a crazy girl who wants you to steal a flag off a pole at two in the morning because the second you do a police officer will roll up and you will go to jail for the night! I not only had to pay fines because of that girl, but she also gave me mono too!
Rachel Edge
