I love Star Wars more than Chewbacca loves Princess Leia's creamers.
If you're like me and constantly feel the need to do multiple things at once, I've got just the ticket. I give to you a nerd's wet dream; all six Star Wars movies at once!
Long hair and rock music have been synonymous since day one. Some have done it right...
...and some have done it wrong.
"Bon Jovi sucks and always has. Always."- Me
Having long hair rocks more than a...rocky field or road. Nevermind. Imagine if men treated their hair with the respect and care that women do. The results, my friend, would be beautiful. This ad proves that.
Spiders freak the living hell out of most people, but lets face it, most people are pussies.
After living with a tarantula during the last year, I've found that spiders are actually pretty docile and kind. I would venture to say that I get along rather famously with spiders.
While spiders may get a bad reputation for their less than pleasing appearance, some are actually quite attractive. Check out the Peacock Spider and its flashy style!
Football is a man's game. No disrespect towards woman, but it's a testosterone-fueled frenzy on the gridiron. One woman, Lauren Silberman, attempted to defy the stereotype that woman can't play football. This video explains what happened.
I have absolutely nothing against women trying to play men's professional football, but I do disagree with it because it is a wildly unsafe. Lets face it, a female in the NFL would get broken in half. Hell, 98% of all men would get split down the middle. Ladies, I'm afraid you're going to have to stick to what you know.
Photo mosaics have always baffled me. Who the hell has the patience to piece those things together?
Freaks.
I guess they can be rewarding, for example...
Nice.
Simply piecing pictures together isn't enough for some folks. They need to take it to another level. These crazies used 66,000 cups of colored water to create an enormous picture. Haha, "enormous."
With the evolution of the internet, it has become easier than ever to meet people and build relationships. Remember how awkward it was back in the day calling up your lady interest and having to ask her parents if you could talk to her? Man, that sucked.
Well, for all you smooth cats out there who still like going out of your way to get phone numbers, study this video hard. Uh huh uh...hard.
Even though fans pay an ass-load of money to watch sporting events, no one has a better view than the referee. Hopefully this rugby ref has opened up a can of worms, because if every sporting event could have this camera option, I'd be one happy little girl...err..dude.
Paul Bearer is dead. It seems as if we have said that many times throughout the years, but it's for real this time...I think. Remember when we were lead to believe he died in a crypt of cement?
Well, it certainly is bummer-inspiring that he has passed as he was a large part of my childhood viewing experience. Instead of watching the cliche retrospective clips of his career, lets dive into the more obscure. Here is a clip of The Undertaker and Paul Bearer appearing on the Regis and Kelly Show in 1991. They stay in character the entire time creating an awkward and hilarious environment!
As if that wasn't awesome enough, they appeared on the show again a few years later!
Is there any film that has ever haunted children like Stephen King's It? That movie almost single-handedly destroyed my childhood. It's not that I had a fear of clowns; It was fear of PENNYWISE.
I recently discovered that the original miniseries will be remade into a two part film sometime in the near future. Another tormented generation!
Even though Pennywise was horrifying in my youth, watching It at an older age is almost laughable. It's unbelievably cheesey now, yet portions of it are still frightening. My childhood, man, my childhood...In conclusion, F*CK YOU Pennywise.
Every little man grows up watching pro-wrestling. I say "man" because as of this moment I am retiring the word "boy". It is too feeble and weak.
When I was a small man, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin were on top of the wrestling world. When The Rock left to make movies, I was devastated. Turns out Rocky has pumped out some pretty solid flicks in recent years. However, the same can't be said about his iconic predecessor, Hulk Hogan.
Check out some of Hogan's hilariously bad trailers!