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DEATH GOAT
The future and end of gaming is here!



"Programmed in the bowels of Hell!"
"Play tested by Satan!"

Check out the the trailer for DEATH GOAT!

 
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Soda Extravaganza!
Inside a Dollar General Store Ahead Of Earnings
Is this even legal to post?  Check out how to easily get some free soda from a vending machine!
 


And for all of you real go-getters out there, I defy you to drink old soda.  Or check this out so you don't have to.
 
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I've Watched This 1000 Times Today
Seriously, dude.  I could watch this all day everyday.  Having a bad day?  Watch this.  Having a good day?  Watch this.

Reading this blog? 

WATCH THIS.

 
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Star Wars ADD
I love Star Wars more than Chewbacca loves Princess Leia's creamers.



If you're like me and constantly feel the need to do multiple things at once, I've got just the ticket.  I give to you a nerd's wet dream; all six Star Wars movies at once!

GEEKGASM.

 
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Mega-Masculine Man-Mane
Long hair and rock music have been synonymous since day one.  Some have done it right...
 

...and some have done it wrong.
 

"Bon Jovi sucks and always has.  Always."- Me

Having long hair rocks more than a...rocky field or road.  Nevermind.  Imagine if men treated their hair with the respect and care that women do.  The results, my friend, would be beautiful.  This ad proves that.

 

 
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Great Videos or Greatest?
Metal videos are notorious for suckin...KICKING ASS!

"I rike evy merdal."


Of course when talking about fierce, ass-crushing, metal music video mayhem, you have to start with Nekrogoblikon.  

 


I give that video 8 devil horns out of 11.

What could possibly top that?  How about one of Gunner's favorite bands, Hevisaurus!

 


I bless Hevisaurus with a whopping 11 sacrificed virgins out of 13!
 
Finally, the ultimoose.  This is the pinnacle of music video achievement.  I present to you, Ancient Wind!
 


Ancient Wind garners an unbelievable 664 out of 666 demon testicles!
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The Hot Chick of Spiders
Spiders freak the living hell out of most people, but lets face it, most people are pussies.
 


After living with a tarantula during the last year, I've found that spiders are actually pretty docile and kind.  I would venture to say that I get along rather famously with spiders.



While spiders may get a bad reputation for their less than pleasing appearance, some are actually quite attractive.  Check out the Peacock Spider and its flashy style!
 
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Real Life Gaming
Do you ever play video games and start to feel like reality is boring?  Of course you do, because real life sucks! 
 


Imagine if your life was a video game.  That would be boss.  

Let's flex our imaginations.

 


Goldeneye 64?  Flaming balls of YES!
 
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W-NFL
Football is a man's game.  No disrespect towards woman, but it's a testosterone-fueled frenzy on the gridiron.  One woman, Lauren Silberman, attempted to defy the stereotype that woman can't play football.  This video explains what happened.
 


I have absolutely nothing against women trying to play men's professional football, but I do disagree with it because it is a wildly unsafe.  Lets face it, a female in the NFL would get broken in half.  Hell, 98% of all men would get split down the middle.  Ladies, I'm afraid you're going to have to stick to what you know.

...and that's perfectly okay!



 

 
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Mosaic Mayhem
Photo mosaics have always baffled me. Who the hell has the patience to piece those things together? 

Freaks.

I guess they can be rewarding, for example...



Nice.

 
Simply piecing pictures together isn't enough for some folks.  They need to take it to another level.  These crazies used 66,000 cups of colored water to create an enormous picture.  Haha, "enormous."


 
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Good Ol' JR Goes Basketball!
Jim Ross is probably the greatest wrestling commentator of all time.  No one can capture a moment like JR, especially with his signature call,

"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!"



It appears JR has taken his talents to the NBA, and I couldn't be more thrilled!

 

 
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How To Pick Up Chicks
With the evolution of the internet, it has become easier than ever to meet people and build relationships.  Remember how awkward it was back in the day calling up your lady interest and having to ask her parents if you could talk to her?  Man, that sucked.  



Well, for all you smooth cats out there who still like going out of your way to get phone numbers, study this video hard.  Uh huh uh...hard.


 
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Field View Brutality!
Even though fans pay an ass-load of money to watch sporting events, no one has a better view than the referee.  Hopefully this rugby ref  has opened up a can of worms, because if every sporting event could have this camera option, I'd be one happy little girl...err..dude.
 
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RIP Paul Bearer
Paul Bearer is dead.  It seems as if we have said that many times throughout the years, but it's for real this time...I think.  Remember when we were lead to believe he died in a crypt of cement?
 


Well, it certainly is bummer-inspiring that he has passed as he was a large part of my childhood viewing experience.  Instead of watching the cliche retrospective clips of his career, lets dive into the more obscure.  Here is a clip of The Undertaker and Paul Bearer appearing on the Regis and Kelly Show in 1991.  They stay in character the entire time creating an awkward and hilarious environment!


As if that wasn't awesome enough, they appeared on the show again a few years later!

RIP Paul Bearer


 

 
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CD Speed Limit
Not much is certain in life, but one thing that everyone can agree on is that explosions are
AWESOME.



That being said, I present an explosion of a different kind.  Apparently CD's can only be spun so fast before they erupt into a flurry of HELL YES.

Check this out.  Seriously.

 
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Pennywise Returns
Is there any film that has ever haunted children like Stephen King's It?  That movie almost single-handedly destroyed my childhood.  It's not that I had a fear of clowns; It was fear of
 PENNYWISE.



I recently discovered that the original miniseries will be remade into a two part film sometime in the near future.  Another tormented generation!



Even though Pennywise was horrifying in my youth, watching It at an older age is almost laughable.  It's unbelievably cheesey now, yet portions of it are still frightening.  My childhood, man, my childhood...In conclusion,
F*CK YOU Pennywise.

Here's some fuel for your nightmares.

 
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Horrible Hulkamania Trailers
Every little man grows up watching pro-wrestling.  I say "man" because as of this moment I am retiring the word "boy".  
It is too feeble and weak.



When I was a small man, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin were on top of the wrestling world.  When The Rock left to make movies, I was devastated.  Turns out Rocky has pumped out some pretty solid flicks in recent years.  However, the same can't be said about his iconic predecessor, Hulk Hogan.

Check out some of Hogan's hilariously bad trailers!

SUBURBAN COMMANDO


MISTER NANNY


NO HOLDS BARRED
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