When you think of dominos, do you think of the toy blocks or the grease-tastic pizza joint, Domino's?
Mmmm...get me some of that grease.
Well, Domino's Pizza is about as boss as it gets (and affordable too!), but real dominos are strikingly mind-blowing, and overwhelmingly awe-inspiring.
Basically, I think they're pretty cool.
Check out this set-up of 25,000 dominos and enjoy it in whatever weird, perverted way you enjoy things.
Unlike many people, I am stiff and erect for the upcoming Star Wars trilogy. I really don't care if they suck.
I really don't care.
I've spent way too much money on Star Wars throughout the years, including purchasing my very own voice-activated R2-D2 model.
It's difficult to go on important Jedi Missions with an Astromech droid without your lightsaber, so like a sucker, I had to get a Force FX lightsaber!
Double bad ass.
So as you can see, I long to travel the galaxy in search of justice. Even with all my tools and nic nacs, one thing eludes me: actual combat! This video has given myself and others the opportunity to engage in a real lightsaber battle.
Every weeknight at 9pm, I bust out Mortal Songbat. It's my favorite part of the night and a great way to experience new music! The theme song is obviously just the music from MORTAL KOMBAT, but could you imagine if it was this ragtime version? It would be, simply put...
The most endearing aspect of action movies is what the film is willing to do to separate itself from other, similar features. Sometimes new methods work, and some times they are idiotic at best. This is quite possibly the worst/best weapon I have ever scene in any film.
When humans ultimately and inevitably cross paths with another form of life, that being will wonder why we even have two arms. As you know, most folks are right handed, and any use of the left hand generally makes one look physically handicapped and puts their sexual orientation into question.
Here at Q98, we fear nothing. Why? Because we have BALLS.
Wouldn't it be funny if people chose to say "nuts" more instead of "balls"? We have NUTS. Doesn't have the same ring to it. Just a thought.
We like to push the envelope here at Q. If you're not living on the (Rachel) edge, you're taking up too much space! This station, however, is nutless. Or ball-less. See, they each have their own place.
Cannibal Corpse? Goatwhore? Dying Fetus? Cradle of Filth? Whatever that station is, the DJ's aren't even allowed to say those names! Weak. Not only does Q say their names, we play those som' bitches every Saturday night on METAL IMPERIUM!
One thing that does stand out about the above list is The Jackofficers. I wish I would have thought of that band name...
There has never been a band shrouded with more mystique than TOOL. The band is cryptic about absolutely everything they do. Having been seven years since the band's last release, many fans anticipated 2013 to be the year we all finally heard new music from them. Afterall, the group's webmaster recently said that the band was halfway done writing new material. Well, put a fork in your excitement my fellow TOOL fools.
Frontmant Maynard James Keenan said in a recent interview that he has written nothing for a new release, so there will be no new album in 2013.
You just never know with this band. Where is that live DVD we've heard about for years? What is going to become of the new songs that have been written for a new album? Were there ever actually new songs in the works? Who the hell knows.
TOOL may take years to create music, but at least it's perfect when it's released! Finish yourself off to some "Prison Sex"!
Polish God-haters Behemoth are much more active in the pop culture of their country than most death metal bands. I guess Americans just aren't ready to associate bands like Cannibal Corpse and Zombified with the likes of Justin Bieber and whoever the hell else is deified these days.
Behemoth's freshest penetration of the Polish people is their new DEATH-CYCLE. That's right, they now have their very own motorcycle, and it's cock.