During my weekend back home for Thanksgiving, I enjoyed a hearty meal, lots of booze, and the comfort of a kick-ass family. However, the one thing that will stick with me from this weekend is the fact that I found out some creatures are BIOLOGICALLY IMMORTAL! What does that mean? Basically, if a specimen can avoid any fatal disease or injury, they can live indefinitely! Holy sh*t, that is so boss!
Examples of biologically immortal animals include jellyfish and lobsters. Could you imagine if humans were able to live so long that we got to choose when we died? It's nuttier than squirrel turds!
Here's what I may potentially look like when I achieve biological immortality!