I don't know if you were able to catch the American Music Awards last night, but if you were fortunate enough to miss this abomination, I envy you! While flipping through channels, I was able to briefly witness several ridiculously dressed "stars" attempt to sing and dance. It lead to thoughts including, but not limited to, "should I dance along?", "who is that?", and "is this my cue in life to kill myself?". But it also reminded me of how awesome the Revolver Golden Gods Awards are! Check out this clip of Slash and Alice Cooper ripping it up at this years show!